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A mustache doesn’t make you all grown up! |
Endless toys, baskets and baskets of toys!! Trucks, trains, balls, stuffed creature, talking books, normal books, puzzles... He has a whole musical instrument set in case him and his toddler pals want to start a band. He touches them just long enough to scatter them strategically all over my floor…I crawl around on my hands and knees putting them back in the basket from which they came. YET, he is NEVER playing with these toys, he carries around an old ping pong paddle that he is constantly trying to bite the rubber off of. He Swings it around in the air squealing with delight. Once or twice he’s even swung it at me when his wish is not fulfilled quickly enough. The result has been a, “Don’t you dare!” stare on my end and a sheepish smile on his. He also has taken a liking to shoes (which he’s not allowed to touch cause they’re filthy), toothpaste tubes, pens, wallets and lipsticks, to just mention a few of the favorites… Now you may be thinking, “Get with it lady, baby proof your house, put your shoes away, hide the pens.” I do all of this, but that little maniac is always on the lookout as he waddles around the house.
If I sit down to read him a story or play catch he has about a five second attention span, but open the dishwasher door and you’d think a circus was in there for how fast he runs to it, and the knives would be the cotton candy cause they’re the first things his chubby little fingers go for.
I hear my own mothers’ exasperated sigh escape my lips. All day long I say, “Please don’t, “Excuse me! Stop it,” “Francis Matthew I won’t say it again…!” And he’s only 18 months old, and I only have one… My mom had six, and I seem to remember at the tender age of about nine or so I chopped big chunks out of my poor mothers cutting board for no reason at all (I must have liked knives as well) . What goes around comes around I guess- And I have MANY years to go!!!